July282014

mikroeinaitomatisou:

They carry the white hand of Saruman.

(via dajo42)

July272014

worthless-buddhahead:

Harry Potter drinking game: chug the whole bottle when dobby dies because when dobby dies you die too

(via crashbangshazam)

3PM

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

(via p-eterquill)

3PM

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

(via foreverwholocked)

11AM

guy:

when someone keeps trying to take a pic of u when u already said no

image

(Source: guy, via funny-text-posts)

11AM

madamateur:

trying to drink hot tea while wearing glasses more like

image

where the fuck did the laptop go

(via funny-text-posts)

11AM

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via funny-text-posts)

11AM

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(via funny-text-posts)

9AM
9AM

hitlersbreastmilk:

old mcdonald had a farm e i e i o and on that farm he did your mom e i e i ooooh burn

(via timelord-walker-in-asgard)

9AM
12AM
  • me: forgets i'm wearing eyeliner
  • me: rubs eyelid
  • me: who the hell is bucky
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